December 2009
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fmylife:
Today, the little boy I was babysitting asked me what a period is. I explained that it is what women have once a month where “things” happen to a woman’s private area. Turns out he was talking about the period that ends a sentence. FML
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My whole family will always go to East Coast or...
My Life.
My mum’s side is the wild ghettto kind and my paternal side is the uber pious kind. It’s very cute when the two sides of my family meet as it’s so awkward.
“The voice that pierces deep into my chest is like a cry of joy that never stops...”
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“Competency is not measured by punctuality.”
– Emeline (via hummingxbirds)
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Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash, May...
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off. The 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van. The impact caused her to bite the man’s penis off. As it wasn’t already bad...
“People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of...”
– Jim Morrison (via fatalistichues) (via inthefuturewedies)
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Went for my primary school reunion at Siloso
And it’s awkward; all the mats and minahs. And almost everyone that come is Malay, save for Lester and they’re all from the lower percentile of the cohort (this is mean but, I don’t know how else to describe them. You know, like class 6E, 6F, 6G onwards all the way to 6J) and I’m the only one from my class that went. -.- But I had a fantabulous time nonetheless....
I dreamt that Sonia got sacked
:/
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I relentlessly pretty it up
Knowing that it will be cut off
I relentlessly polish them up
Knowing that they will be cut off
It’s dreadful, so dreadful
Those times when it gets cut off
I beautifully decorate my hair and nails
Just like they were treasures
So why are they simply cut from my body
Only to become dirty and eerie things?
The answer is simple
Because these are all
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fmylife:
Today, I was getting very frustrated with my cell phone. Every time i would try press and open messages, my phone would not comply. A few hours and a visit to the cell phone store later, I realized I was trying to use my regular phone as a touch screen phone. FML
This is just sheer stupidity. Like serionestly.
LQTM ~ Laugh Quietly To Myself
I will start using that now. I’ll only put lol if I found something that really makes my lung collapse.
@ fight2thelimit
don’t have. Lionel told me.
@ yellowthistles
Ahaha I’ve tried that. Don’t think it works. Either I have a very high rate of metabolism or I’ve tapeworms in my stomach. (I hope it’s the former).
Am getting sick of 313@Somerset.
Went out with Amirah and Liyana shoping and help me buy this book at Kinokuniya (because I don’t know where the hell is Kinokuniya at Takashimaya). And catch up with the hml people yesterday and oh, Cikgu Rasidah just married. (: Like finally
@ destrukt
that’s if I wear a belt lah. Haha I usually buy clothes for kids but I have to bear the unbearable discomfort in my crotch area.
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I can never find the perfect clothes size. The...
Any ideas on how I can gain weight/grow taller? Don’t bother asking me to eat more. I eat a lot. ?
